Privacy Policy

We Actually Care About Your Privacy

At Uncanny.wtf, we take privacy seriously (in an unusually good way). This policy explains how we handle your data without putting you to sleep.

What Data We Collect (The Digital Breadcrumbs)

The Basics:

  • Name and contact details

  • Company information

  • Login credentials

  • Payment information (processed securely through third-party providers)

The Technical Stuff:

  • Device information

  • IP addresses

  • Browser type

  • Cookies and tracking data

  • Usage patterns and preferences

The Work Stuff:

  • Workflow information

  • AI implementation details

  • Business requirements

  • Communication history

How We Use Your Data (The Method to Our Madness)

Essential Operations:

  • Providing our services

  • Processing payments

  • Communicating with you

  • Improving our platform

  • Customizing recommendations

Marketing (But Not the Annoying Kind):

  • Service updates

  • Product recommendations

  • Industry insights

  • Event invitations

Data Protection (Our Security Obsession)

We implement industry-standard security measures including:

  • Encryption (military-grade, because we're extra)

  • Secure servers (they never sleep)

  • Regular security audits

  • Access controls

  • Data backups

Your Rights (Yes, You Have Them)

You can:

  • Access your data

  • Correct inaccuracies

  • Request deletion

  • Opt-out of marketing

  • Export your information

  • File a complaint

Third-Party Sharing (The Trust Circle)

We share data with:

  • Service providers (payment processors, hosting services)

  • Analytics tools

  • Only when necessary for service delivery

  • Never for profit (we're not that kind of company)

Cookies (The Digital Snacks)

We use cookies for:

  • Essential functionality

  • Performance optimization

  • Analytics

  • User preferences

  • Session management

You can control cookie settings through your browser.

International Data Transfer (Going Global)

If we transfer your data internationally, we ensure:

  • Appropriate safeguards

  • Contractual obligations

  • Compliance with privacy laws

Changes to This Policy

We'll notify you of significant changes via:

  • Email

  • Website notification

  • Platform updates

Contact Us (Humans Available)

Questions about privacy? Contact us at:

Legal Stuff (The Fine Print)

This policy complies with:

  • GDPR

  • CCPA

  • Other applicable privacy laws

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